Sorry for the delay all.  This episode was weird.  Bruna had skype problems, I tried to edit around it, but dammit, it was hard.  Also, I have a giant paper to write for school and midterms and work and a life and a ton of other bullshit.  Hopefully the next break won’t be so long.  Get in your questions.  We want them and aren’t going anywhere.

Because we had so many listener questions backed up, we did a show of just questions.  We’ll be back on schedule next time.

Enjoy!

Listener Questions:

1) Mr. Joe writes in to thank Shiina and ask about Chris’ sexual practices in the bedroom.

2) Terry got a little freaked out by some internet videos and wants to know if we’ve seem and what we think.  The internet is the fucked up Wild West, Terry.

3) Amberlina wants to lose some of her boobs.  Should we talk her off the ledge?

4) Khloey writes in to tell Shiina to send in MORE pics to the show and also to tell Bruna to get it on with her BFF.  Chris agrees on both suggestions.

5) Lauren sent some sexy pics to an exboyfriend and is now regretting it because he is a big douche nozzle.

6) Ethie also wants to talk about porn.  You guys just love porn, do you?

7) Slaveboy wants to be Bruna’s slave.

8) Don wants to know who would be stupid enough to cheat on Bruna.

9) Violet wants to share a good sex story.  We let her, because we’re nothing if not willing to please.

10) Peter wants Bruna to judge his cock.  Though, Bruna is very tough.  She’s like the East German judge in Pair Figure Skating.

11)  Miguel wants his wife to act like a porn star and not a falling star (his words, not mine).

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Holy Fuck Didn’t Think You Could Be that Flexible Embarrassing Sex Stories:

Mike doesn’t like Doggy when it becomes to literal.

Libby as two:  One involving a contractor and one involving a panty sniffer.

Shiina Summer Exploits:

Shiina writes in to fill us in on her nude beach trip and included pics for Chris and demands some in return.  Shiina RULES!

That’s all for this week.  Sex in the News will return soon.  We just had a ton of Listener Questions this week.  Have a good Labor Day and enjoy some sex outside, before mother nature gets her frigid on.

http://messingaroundblog.com  to submit questions or comment on the shows.

On this weeks episode, Chris recounts his 4 year anniversary.  Bruna talks about the cock shots she recieved from a listener.

Listener Questions:

1) Kaliel wants to know how to listen to old episodes of Messing Around (right now you can’t.  I have to work out the storage situation.  Hopefully soon.  I promise.)

2) Shaunna wants dead baby jokes.  Chris aims to please (when he aims, if he aims)

3) Robert thinks Bruna is hot and wants to know how to figure out the name of the girl he is dating.

4) “A” agrees that Bruna has awful taste in porn and wants Chris to pick.

5) Spunkeroo thinks Bruna is hot.

6) Cal chastizes Chris for not saying “Bless You” when Bruna sneezed on the last episode.

7) Shiina write in to tell us about her summer of fun and wants some tips from us on things to do/experience.

8) Terry wants Bruna to move to Shitsburgh and kick him in the nuts.

9) Super Roo wants to know why we recorded in a car.

10) Violet writes in with a couple embarrassing sex stories and makes our night.

Bruna doesn’t do a porn pick this week because she is still butt hurt.  She wants you guys to send them in to her and she’ll pick her favorite.

Sex in the News:

1) Ways to punish a cheater.  Legal.  (Via The Frisky)

2) Five body parts that guys are into that women don’t know about. (Via Glamour.com)

Thanks again for listening.  Send in your questions for the next show.  We love them.  Also, maybe tell a friend.  We’d appreciate that a bunch.

Listener Questions

1) Emmy wants to know about girl-on-top sex and if she is doing it right?  Yes, Emmy, you are.  Trust me.

2) Brent wants more pics of Bruna on the site.  Who doesn’t?

3) Shiina wasnts to know about my junk.  I am flattered, Shiina.  Flattered!

4) Mike calls Bruna out on her taste for porn

5) Dontknow opens his mouth and removes all doubt that he is a selfish asshole who has never been laid and is dressed funny by his whore of a mother.

6) Don calls Bruna out about saying that “CUM” is the correct spelling, when refering to semen or orgasms.

7) Scott shares a tale about DJing at a Swingers club.  Scott also becomes my personal hero.

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week

Due to a lack of internet connection when recording, Bruna couldn’t pick a porn this week, but challenged all of you to send her a link to your favorite porn (must be free, she ain’t paying… so use a site like pornhub.com or uporn.com or whatever.)  She’ll pick some and talk about it on the next show.  brunaATmessingaroundblog.com

Sex in the News

1) Girls developing boob earlier?  Yuck! [via The Frisky]

2) Red wine makes the ladies horny.  Jackpot!. [via the Frisky]

And that’s it.  Go to http://messingaorundblog.com to submit a question for the next show and for all other things Messing Around.  Thanks for listening and maybe leave a review on iTunes and/or tell  friend?  That’d be super.

Listener Questions

Questions for Chris’ Wife

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week

Sex in the News

As always, to submit a question or commnt about the show, go to messingaroundblog.com and hit the submit a question link.  Or just leave a comment on the show page.  Thanks for listening.

Now sit back and relax because you are in the knowing, tender, gentle hands for professionals.

Listener Questions:

1) Rafael wants to know how far Bruna and Chris has gotten with each other.  There and back, Rafael.  There and back.

2) Theresa weighted back in about how much she loves her boyfriend and this sets Chris off.

3)  Ally would rather go solo than duet.

4)  Andre chimes on with on Theresa’s little issue.

5)  Big D offers us some suggestions regarding the site.

6)  Libby weighs in on the great MILF/Couger debate.

7)  Libby also wants to know where to send a picture.

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Euro Star Michelle Ferreri dp

Also Tim Something wrote in and provided Bruna with a pick he thought she might like.  Bruna will watch it this week and report back on it next show:

Carrot Top Teen Nailed

And that’s all for this show.  Next week we will do more embarrassing sex stories and bring back sex in the news.  Until then, keep on making sweet sweet love.

As always, you can submit a question at http://messingaroundblog.com and also find out more about the hosts.

Chris on Twitter:  twitter.com/rocketcool

Bruna on Twitter:  twitter.com/brunis

A Mr. Lionel Richie wrote that, but it was like he looked into my soul and wrote down what I thought about you, Messing Around listeners.  I love you!

Listener Questions:

1) Mikey gives us some props.

2) Mr. Joe wanted to thank Bruna for indulging him and wants pics of her boobies.

3) Don wants to know how many orgasms you’ve had in a 24 hour period. (Go to messingaroundblog.com and tell us)

4) Creepy Jack amuses and creeps Bruna out with a question about birth control.

5) Theresa has a serious question about her asshole boyfriend who is fixated on ass play.

6) Etne needs a little help dusting off the old cleets before he has a catch with a lady.

Listener Poll:

We wrap up last weeks Dushku vs. Brewster.  And talk about moving on to the semi’s

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Brazillians

Sex in the News:

Blow Jobs are the New Goodnight Kiss

Road Head is Slightly Less Awesome

Plus we talk about our one year anniversery, live shows, meetups and so much more.  It’s a good time, we promise.

Listener Questions:

1)Mr. Joe updates and provides details about his MMW theesome.  Mr. Joe should have a parade thrown in his honor.

2) Andrey tells us how far we were off on the “Three-Fingered Corkscrew” but doesn’t enlighten us to what it actually is.  What the fuck, Andrey?

3) Marie gives us a peek at the perversion and debauchery that occurs every day, under our noses at our nations bridal dress shops.

4) Don, updates on his age difference relationship question.

5) Jenni for down under fills wants to know about the American version of cunt and how it differs from her cheeky Australian version. Chris does an godawful Australian accent and regrets it.  Jenni = Austrlian for Awesome!

6) Etne has a question about past Messing Around shows.

7) Creepy Jack is back with a car sex question.

Listener Poll: Does anybody care?

Who Would You Rather Fuck:

Jordana Brewster vs. Eliza Dushku

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Jada Fire Hardcore Threesome

And then we switch it up an tell some embarrassing sex stories.  We want to keep this segment going.  Write in if you have any more.  A big thank you to Erin (yours was awesome) and Mr. Joe (yours was nasty.)  Get yours in, embarrass your friends and mortify your mother.

As always, http://messingaroundblog.com is where you go to submit a question, query and vote in the poll.  Thanks for listening.

Remember, submit your embarassing sex stories at http://messingaroundblog.com (Submit a question link) It’ll be fun. Do it.

Hey all returning and new listeners.  Welcome to our little ship of horrors, whores and dolphins.  (Sorry, lack of dolphins is Bruna’s fault. I told her to get dolphins, but she had to go be a jerk to the dolphin guy and (long story short) no dolphins.  But we do have a podcast for which you can listen and maybe learn a little something about yourselves.  On to the show.

Listener Questions:

1) Big D wants us to get a MySpace, Bruna gets tasked with that.  I expect it to happen about a quarter to never.

2) Christina wants to know more about blowjobs.  For the record, we are both Pro-blowjob.

3) Andre stumps the band with his question about the “three-finger corkscrew.”

4) Dara calls Bruna out on being an idea thief.  Chris skates by another week without being recognized as an international jewel thief.  Bravo!

5) Evee wants to know our favorite sex scenes from movies.

6) Corina drops all pretense and gives us a (slightly) embarrassing sex story.

7) Creepy Jack lives up to his namesake.

Don has a question concerning dating a female 7 years his junior.

This weeks Who Would You Rather Fuck has been changed to Who Would You Rather Hate Fuck:

Miss California (Carrie Prejean) vs.  Heidi Montag

Bruna does her Porn Pick of the Week:  NOT SAFE FOR WORK (unless you work in Van Nuys)

Sex in the News:

1) A German man’s blitzkrieg comes up empty. (via Failblog)

2) Altoids and Oral?  Could it back back?  Yes it could.  (via emandlo.com)

All that and more.  Tell your friends and your family and your boss and your sister (also tell your sister I am interested… very interested) about our little dog and pony show here.  Next weeks show is going to be a hoot.  Make sure to subscribe in iTunes (its free) because it is one you don’t wanna miss.

Submit your embarrassing sex stories… we need to get five of yours and Bruna will tell you one of hers.  It’s a deal.  O’Doyle Rules!

The song at the end is First of May by Jonathan Coulton (his website is http://www.jonathancoulton.com/ he is awesome, check him out.)

Listener Questions:

1) Cherise wants to know if Bruna is related to a certain annoying family.

2) Dude interviews Bruna on everything from rimming to Iraq.

3) Creepy Jack is apparently an animal and a wordsmith (but not a Will Smith.)

4) Mr. Joe teases us and leaves us with a case of blue balls.  Thanks a load, Mr. Joe.

5) Prentice wants to know about titty lovin’ (which is a word we don’t use while the green lamp is turned on.)

6) Mr. Cocksman has a question about the average lengh of love making.

Listener Poll:

Kim K vs. J-Lo

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week.

Sex in the News:

1) Hyenas?  The new Cougars?  Whaaaaaaa?f

2)  Premature ejaculators get a little spray on love.

3) Merkin - tile vagina flashlight?  Crazy business.

All this and more at the site.  Find us in Facebook or on twitter.com/rocketcool  its what we do.  Thanks again.

Listener Questions:

1) “Tim” thinks sex isn’t all that important in a marriage (because he gets a lot of it.)

2) Troy Aikman wants to know about the size of Bruna’s nipples and also Period Sex.

Poll Question:

Who Would You Rather Fuck?

Lindsay Lohan vs. Hilary Duff

Bruna Picks Some Porn :

(She Needs Many Orgasms to Be Satisfied)

Sex in the News:

1) Lindsay Lohan to do porn?  Are my prayers answered?  God I hope so.  [WWTDD]

2) Fuck Heidi Montag [WWTDD]

3) Ladies, give it up to the less fortunate… looking.  [emandlo.com]

Bruna Shares an “Experience”, Chris uses the word cunt for the first time on the air.  It is justified.

That’s it.  All hate mail could be sent to bruna[at]messingaroundblog.com or if you want to send them to me at chris[at]messingaroundblog.com so that I can ambush and read them on the air.

Thanks for downloading.  Check me (Chris) out on twitter (twitter.com/Rocketcool)

Maybe tell a friend and/or leave a review in iTunes.

Listener Questions

Who Would You Rather?

Bruna’s Pick of the Week

Sex in the News

Listener Questions:

1) Joe is in a regular threesome and wants to know how far he should go.  I say: To infinity and beyond!

2) Keith’s wife won’t swallow.  She also won’t dove or blue jay.

3) Jim’s wife seemed to pick up some new tricks illusions.  Tricks are what whores do for money.

4) Heart of Texas wants to know what turns Bruna’s crank.

Poll Question:

Who would you rather fuck:  Chris Brown or Bobby Brown?

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week

Sex in the News:

1) Cheaters and the revenge that has been wrought upon them.

All this and more.  Go to messingaroundblog.com to answer the poll, submit a question for the show or to just comment on whatever you want.  Enjoy!

So let us get right to it, shall we?

Listener Questions:

1) Nipple Piercings - Are they the new black?

2) Boyfriend has an ex for a friend - Trouble in Paradise?

3) Is the way Bruna and I speek to each other untoward?  Is Bruna even her real name?

4) How does Chris get it started? Is he a pull start?

5) How to elegantly ask for a little knock at the back door.

6) We get our ego’s stroked a little (Our Ids and Superegos become very jealous.)

7) ATM vs VTM and more ass questions (you guys/girls sure love asking about the ass)

8) Married and Sexless - Life is never as funny as Everybody Loves Raymond.

9) Bill WANTS to “Get Fucked”

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Orgy in the Theater NSFW (Ed. Note: What the fuck Bruna?  Really?  I mean REALLY?)

Who Would You Rather Fuck?

Scarlet Johansen vs Natalie Portman

Sex in the News:

1)OctoMom - Fuck Her!  Seriously, Gross.

2) Dad at 13

All this and much much more.  If you want to learn more about your wonderful hosts, want to vote in the poll or want to submit a question - Go directly to messingaroundblog.com - It’s Where All the Cool Kids Go to Smoke.

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(Richard Pryor.)

On to the show

Listener Questions:

1) Clitoral hood piercings? Hot or not?

2) Janet wants to know our take on spitting in porn. Not nearly as cool as squirting.

3) Siren wants more sex from her stoner BF.

4) Oreo will might or might not blow Chris.  Only time will tell.

5) Deval wants Bruna to get a Hitachi Magic Wand and answers a lesbian cliffhanger from a prior episode.

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week.

Who Would you Rather Fuck? contest is in full swing. This week Sean Penn vs. Ed Norton

Sex in the News

1) 20% of teens have naked pics online (Ars Technica)

2)The Vatican is against the pill?  SHOCKING/BREAKING NEWS!!!!!   (Yahoo News)

3) Virginity pledges are taken about as serious as drug/dorm pledges.  (Washington Post)

All this and much more.  To vote in the poll or submit a question please go to messingarondblog.com and have at it.  Thanks again.

This week, due to the large amount of listener questions (thank you), we decided to skip Sex in the News.  It will return next week, promise.

Listener Questions:

1) Distance of money shots is entirely proportionate with the quality of the porn.

2) Calypso flatters Chris and wants to just give head… but not to Chris (Sad face/tear)

3) Girl Needs Help needs oral sex advice.  (We love our jobs… hand or blow)

4) Can’t Get Enough can’t get enough… of her boyfriends weiner.

5) Naughty Nadia wishes Bruna a happy birthday.

6) Naughty Nadia wants to know if we have any New Years resolutions. We don’t, resolve is for suckers.

7) Wil wants to share a special experience he had with one of his mates.

8) George wants to know if we celebrated Festivus.  Chris “Airs his Grievances” daily and Bruna is all about the pole.

9) Wayne wants to know about Bunny Boilers.

10) James isn’t being swept away by the Twilight craze of aught eight.

11) Destiny has a serious question about how to deal with inlaws.  We here at Messing Around say the best was is with a sharp ax and a wood chipper.

Bruna does her Porn Pick of the Week.

Bruna and Chris discuss last weeks poll Angie Jolie vs. Megan Fox and introduce this weeks challange:

Kate Hudson vs. Anne Hathaway.

To submit a question or vote in the poll please visit http://messingaroundblog.com.

Also, seach Messing Around in Facebook and find and friend our Facebook page.  It is super cool.

All that and much more.  Chris was on very little sleep and a cock-ton of Redbull so he talks about twice as face as normal.  Enjoy!

Listener Questions:

1) 3-5in, problem or magic trick?

2) Semen in the eye, Does it sting or does it Gordon Sumner?

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week

Our Top Five Breakup Songs

Bruna

Jagged Edge - Goodbye N Sync - Bye Bye Bye I Hate Everything About You - REM So Much for My Happy Ending - Avril Lavigne Burn - Usher

Chris

Mess/Give Judy My Notice - Ben Folds (Five)

Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright - Bob Dylan

Needle In the Hay - Elliot Smith

Red Right Hand - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

This Ones Not About You - Johnathan Coulton

Runner up: Big Rock Candy Mountain - Traditional (I dare you to listen to this and not feel awesome)

This Weeks “Who Would You Rather Fuck” competition.  Angelina Jolie vs. Megan Fox

Sex in the News:

1) Cheesecake Factory Ball Surprise

2) Sexy Christmas Gifts

All this and a little bit more.  Visit http://messingaroundblog to vote in the Angelina Jolie vs Megan Fox or to submit a question.

Listener Questions:

1) Eyezaya Azifwekare confuses Chris and talks about the “Single Man’s Burden.”

2) PussyLover wants more info on downstairs maintenance.

3) Michael wants our take on laying pipe in the Adirondacks.

4) Backlit wants to chime in on a “painful sex” question from a couple of shows back.

5) Elliot has never been kissed, but has gotten down.

Bruna gives her video Pick of the Week.

A new segment in introduced:  Who Would You Rather F**k?  This week - Brad Pitt vs. John Mayer

Sex in the News:

1) Gettin’ Dome in the Dome.

2) Baby Batter Jubliee.

All this and more.  To vote in the “Who Would You Rather F**k” poll, submit a question, or leave a comment, please visit http://messingaroundblog.com

Thanks again for downloading the show.  Hope this episode is better than the last.  If not, we’ll try harder next time.

On this weeks show:

Emails from the Listeners -

1) VH1’s Pickup Artist - Mystery or retarded?

2) Where to finish?  Face, thigh or eye.

3) Bill is not a bad husband for wanting to see a boobie.

4) Who is more likely to settle, men or women (Hint: Both)

Sex in the News -

1) Dude watching nudie movies together?  Say it aint so.

2) Cosmo’s after date don’ts (and none involve a pinky.)

3) Romantic gestures that make women gag [insert dick joke here.]

All this and plus Bruna’s weekly porn pick and Chris’ porn anti-pick.

For more information about the show and Bruna and Chris go to http://messingaroundblog.com

On this episode:

Listener Questions -

1) Would you stay with a cheat?

2) An update on the Best Friend Breakup.

3) Bill has a new segment suggestion

4) Secret Tugs or Pocket Pool: Yes or No?

Sexy News-

1) Super Bowl Singles Ad

2) Learn how to kiss, you shlub.

3) Bruna and Chris share their Wish Lists for things they would want in another relationship.

Thanks for listening.  Submit a question at http://messingaroundblog.com , answer the poll question and submit your wish list for things you would want in a relationship.