Messing Around

Previously on Battlestar Galactica….

Listener Questions:

1)Mr. Joe updates and provides details about his MMW theesome.  Mr. Joe should have a parade thrown in his honor.

2) Andrey tells us how far we were off on the “Three-Fingered Corkscrew” but doesn’t enlighten us to what it actually is.  What the fuck, Andrey?

3) Marie gives us a peek at the perversion and debauchery that occurs every day, under our noses at our nations bridal dress shops.

4) Don, updates on his age difference relationship question.

5) Jenni for down under fills wants to know about the American version of cunt and how it differs from her cheeky Australian version. Chris does an godawful Australian accent and regrets it.  Jenni = Austrlian for Awesome!

6) Etne has a question about past Messing Around shows.

7) Creepy Jack is back with a car sex question.

Listener Poll: Does anybody care?

Who Would You Rather Fuck:

Jordana Brewster vs. Eliza Dushku

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Jada Fire Hardcore Threesome

And then we switch it up an tell some embarrassing sex stories.  We want to keep this segment going.  Write in if you have any more.  A big thank you to Erin (yours was awesome) and Mr. Joe (yours was nasty.)  Get yours in, embarrass your friends and mortify your mother.

As always, http://messingaroundblog.com is where you go to submit a question, query and vote in the poll.  Thanks for listening.

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Hey guys and gals!  This episode is a little late because of finals and papers, but here it is in all of it’s punchy glory.  Hopefully after this one, I will be better rested and full of fresh ideas and possible large quantities of alcohol.  Anyway, heres this weeks show.

Remember, submit your embarassing sex stories at http://messingaroundblog.com (Submit a question link) It’ll be fun. Do it.

Hey all returning and new listeners.  Welcome to our little ship of horrors, whores and dolphins.  (Sorry, lack of dolphins is Bruna’s fault. I told her to get dolphins, but she had to go be a jerk to the dolphin guy and (long story short) no dolphins.  But we do have a podcast for which you can listen and maybe learn a little something about yourselves.  On to the show.

Listener Questions:

1) Big D wants us to get a MySpace, Bruna gets tasked with that.  I expect it to happen about a quarter to never.

2) Christina wants to know more about blowjobs.  For the record, we are both Pro-blowjob.

3) Andre stumps the band with his question about the “three-finger corkscrew.”

4) Dara calls Bruna out on being an idea thief.  Chris skates by another week without being recognized as an international jewel thief.  Bravo!

5) Evee wants to know our favorite sex scenes from movies.

6) Corina drops all pretense and gives us a (slightly) embarrassing sex story.

7) Creepy Jack lives up to his namesake.

Don has a question concerning dating a female 7 years his junior.

This weeks Who Would You Rather Fuck has been changed to Who Would You Rather Hate Fuck:

Miss California (Carrie Prejean) vs.  Heidi Montag

Bruna does her Porn Pick of the Week:  NOT SAFE FOR WORK (unless you work in Van Nuys)

Sex in the News:

1) A German man’s blitzkrieg comes up empty. (via Failblog)

2) Altoids and Oral?  Could it back back?  Yes it could.  (via emandlo.com)

All that and more.  Tell your friends and your family and your boss and your sister (also tell your sister I am interested… very interested) about our little dog and pony show here.  Next weeks show is going to be a hoot.  Make sure to subscribe in iTunes (its free) because it is one you don’t wanna miss.

Submit your embarrassing sex stories… we need to get five of yours and Bruna will tell you one of hers.  It’s a deal.  O’Doyle Rules!

The song at the end is First of May by Jonathan Coulton (his website is http://www.jonathancoulton.com/ he is awesome, check him out.)

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