Messing Around

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Sorry for the delay all.  This episode was weird.  Bruna had skype problems, I tried to edit around it, but dammit, it was hard.  Also, I have a giant paper to write for school and midterms and work and a life and a ton of other bullshit.  Hopefully the next break won’t be so long.  Get in your questions.  We want them and aren’t going anywhere.

Because we had so many listener questions backed up, we did a show of just questions.  We’ll be back on schedule next time.

Enjoy!

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Hey all.  How are you?  We’re good.  Back in school and busy, as are you.  Here is something to listen to between classes and before you get down to some classy love making.  Make the lighting soft, remove your top hat and monocle and prepare your ears for some love making, of the hot variety.

Listener Questions:

1) Mr. Joe writes in to thank Shiina and ask about Chris’ sexual practices in the bedroom.

2) Terry got a little freaked out by some internet videos and wants to know if we’ve seem and what we think.  The internet is the fucked up Wild West, Terry.

3) Amberlina wants to lose some of her boobs.  Should we talk her off the ledge?

4) Khloey writes in to tell Shiina to send in MORE pics to the show and also to tell Bruna to get it on with her BFF.  Chris agrees on both suggestions.

5) Lauren sent some sexy pics to an exboyfriend and is now regretting it because he is a big douche nozzle.

6) Ethie also wants to talk about porn.  You guys just love porn, do you?

7) Slaveboy wants to be Bruna’s slave.

8) Don wants to know who would be stupid enough to cheat on Bruna.

9) Violet wants to share a good sex story.  We let her, because we’re nothing if not willing to please.

10) Peter wants Bruna to judge his cock.  Though, Bruna is very tough.  She’s like the East German judge in Pair Figure Skating.

11)  Miguel wants his wife to act like a porn star and not a falling star (his words, not mine).

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Holy Fuck Didn’t Think You Could Be that Flexible Embarrassing Sex Stories:

Mike doesn’t like Doggy when it becomes to literal.

Libby as two:  One involving a contractor and one involving a panty sniffer.

Shiina Summer Exploits:

Shiina writes in to fill us in on her nude beach trip and included pics for Chris and demands some in return.  Shiina RULES!

That’s all for this week.  Sex in the News will return soon.  We just had a ton of Listener Questions this week.  Have a good Labor Day and enjoy some sex outside, before mother nature gets her frigid on.

http://messingaroundblog.com  to submit questions or comment on the shows.

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Hey everyone.  Let’s get right to the meat.

On this weeks episode, Chris recounts his 4 year anniversary.  Bruna talks about the cock shots she recieved from a listener.

Listener Questions:

1) Kaliel wants to know how to listen to old episodes of Messing Around (right now you can’t.  I have to work out the storage situation.  Hopefully soon.  I promise.)

2) Shaunna wants dead baby jokes.  Chris aims to please (when he aims, if he aims)

3) Robert thinks Bruna is hot and wants to know how to figure out the name of the girl he is dating.

4) “A” agrees that Bruna has awful taste in porn and wants Chris to pick.

5) Spunkeroo thinks Bruna is hot.

6) Cal chastizes Chris for not saying “Bless You” when Bruna sneezed on the last episode.

7) Shiina write in to tell us about her summer of fun and wants some tips from us on things to do/experience.

8) Terry wants Bruna to move to Shitsburgh and kick him in the nuts.

9) Super Roo wants to know why we recorded in a car.

10) Violet writes in with a couple embarrassing sex stories and makes our night.

Bruna doesn’t do a porn pick this week because she is still butt hurt.  She wants you guys to send them in to her and she’ll pick her favorite.

Sex in the News:

1) Ways to punish a cheater.  Legal.  (Via The Frisky)

2) Five body parts that guys are into that women don’t know about. (Via Glamour.com)

Thanks again for listening.  Send in your questions for the next show.  We love them.  Also, maybe tell a friend.  We’d appreciate that a bunch.

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Alright, only a week between posting shows.  See?  We CAN do it. Yes we can.  Alright, here goes nothing.  This was a fun episode to do because we were able to record it together, in the same place for the first time in a while.  Good times.  Have a listen.

Listener Questions

1) Emmy wants to know about girl-on-top sex and if she is doing it right?  Yes, Emmy, you are.  Trust me.

2) Brent wants more pics of Bruna on the site.  Who doesn’t?

3) Shiina wasnts to know about my junk.  I am flattered, Shiina.  Flattered!

4) Mike calls Bruna out on her taste for porn

5) Dontknow opens his mouth and removes all doubt that he is a selfish asshole who has never been laid and is dressed funny by his whore of a mother.

6) Don calls Bruna out about saying that “CUM” is the correct spelling, when refering to semen or orgasms.

7) Scott shares a tale about DJing at a Swingers club.  Scott also becomes my personal hero.

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week

Due to a lack of internet connection when recording, Bruna couldn’t pick a porn this week, but challenged all of you to send her a link to your favorite porn (must be free, she ain’t paying… so use a site like pornhub.com or uporn.com or whatever.)  She’ll pick some and talk about it on the next show.  brunaATmessingaroundblog.com

Sex in the News

1) Girls developing boob earlier?  Yuck! [via The Frisky]

2) Red wine makes the ladies horny.  Jackpot!. [via the Frisky]

And that’s it.  Go to http://messingaorundblog.com to submit a question for the next show and for all other things Messing Around.  Thanks for listening and maybe leave a review on iTunes and/or tell  friend?  That’d be super.

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Thanks to almost everyone for their patience.  Been a bit crazy.  I have been traveling and working and shit gets in the way.  But here is the basically unedited Episode 32, where I got my wife to sit in and talk all the questions you guys/gals had for her. It was a fun little threesome we had. Enjoy.

Listener Questions

Questions for Chris’ Wife

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week

Sex in the News

As always, to submit a question or commnt about the show, go to messingaroundblog.com and hit the submit a question link.  Or just leave a comment on the show page.  Thanks for listening.

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We’re back after another little hiatus for Bruna to take her finals and go to Vegas and all the shit that a hot 21 year old has gets to do.  Thanks to everyone who wrote in with a butt-load of questions.  We are still looking for questions for Chris’ wife and embarrassing sex stories (but not embarrassing sex stories about Chris’ wife, that’d just be awkward.)

Now sit back and relax because you are in the knowing, tender, gentle hands for professionals.

Listener Questions:

1) Rafael wants to know how far Bruna and Chris has gotten with each other.  There and back, Rafael.  There and back.

2) Theresa weighted back in about how much she loves her boyfriend and this sets Chris off.

3)  Ally would rather go solo than duet.

4)  Andre chimes on with on Theresa’s little issue.

5)  Big D offers us some suggestions regarding the site.

6)  Libby weighs in on the great MILF/Couger debate.

7)  Libby also wants to know where to send a picture.

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Euro Star Michelle Ferreri dp

Also Tim Something wrote in and provided Bruna with a pick he thought she might like.  Bruna will watch it this week and report back on it next show:

Carrot Top Teen Nailed

And that’s all for this show.  Next week we will do more embarrassing sex stories and bring back sex in the news.  Until then, keep on making sweet sweet love.

As always, you can submit a question at http://messingaroundblog.com and also find out more about the hosts.

Chris on Twitter:  twitter.com/rocketcool

Bruna on Twitter:  twitter.com/brunis

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Hello! Is it me youre looking for? I can see it in your eyes I can see it in your smile Youre all Ive ever wanted And my arms are open wide Because you know just what to say And you know just what to do And I want to tell you so much I love you!

A Mr. Lionel Richie wrote that, but it was like he looked into my soul and wrote down what I thought about you, Messing Around listeners.  I love you!

Listener Questions:

1) Mikey gives us some props.

2) Mr. Joe wanted to thank Bruna for indulging him and wants pics of her boobies.

3) Don wants to know how many orgasms you’ve had in a 24 hour period. (Go to messingaroundblog.com and tell us)

4) Creepy Jack amuses and creeps Bruna out with a question about birth control.

5) Theresa has a serious question about her asshole boyfriend who is fixated on ass play.

6) Etne needs a little help dusting off the old cleets before he has a catch with a lady.

Listener Poll:

We wrap up last weeks Dushku vs. Brewster.  And talk about moving on to the semi’s

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Brazillians

Sex in the News:

Blow Jobs are the New Goodnight Kiss

Road Head is Slightly Less Awesome

Plus we talk about our one year anniversery, live shows, meetups and so much more.  It’s a good time, we promise.

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Previously on Battlestar Galactica….

Listener Questions:

1)Mr. Joe updates and provides details about his MMW theesome.  Mr. Joe should have a parade thrown in his honor.

2) Andrey tells us how far we were off on the “Three-Fingered Corkscrew” but doesn’t enlighten us to what it actually is.  What the fuck, Andrey?

3) Marie gives us a peek at the perversion and debauchery that occurs every day, under our noses at our nations bridal dress shops.

4) Don, updates on his age difference relationship question.

5) Jenni for down under fills wants to know about the American version of cunt and how it differs from her cheeky Australian version. Chris does an godawful Australian accent and regrets it.  Jenni = Austrlian for Awesome!

6) Etne has a question about past Messing Around shows.

7) Creepy Jack is back with a car sex question.

Listener Poll: Does anybody care?

Who Would You Rather Fuck:

Jordana Brewster vs. Eliza Dushku

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week:

Jada Fire Hardcore Threesome

And then we switch it up an tell some embarrassing sex stories.  We want to keep this segment going.  Write in if you have any more.  A big thank you to Erin (yours was awesome) and Mr. Joe (yours was nasty.)  Get yours in, embarrass your friends and mortify your mother.

As always, http://messingaroundblog.com is where you go to submit a question, query and vote in the poll.  Thanks for listening.

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Hey guys and gals!  This episode is a little late because of finals and papers, but here it is in all of it’s punchy glory.  Hopefully after this one, I will be better rested and full of fresh ideas and possible large quantities of alcohol.  Anyway, heres this weeks show.

Remember, submit your embarassing sex stories at http://messingaroundblog.com (Submit a question link) It’ll be fun. Do it.

Hey all returning and new listeners.  Welcome to our little ship of horrors, whores and dolphins.  (Sorry, lack of dolphins is Bruna’s fault. I told her to get dolphins, but she had to go be a jerk to the dolphin guy and (long story short) no dolphins.  But we do have a podcast for which you can listen and maybe learn a little something about yourselves.  On to the show.

Listener Questions:

1) Big D wants us to get a MySpace, Bruna gets tasked with that.  I expect it to happen about a quarter to never.

2) Christina wants to know more about blowjobs.  For the record, we are both Pro-blowjob.

3) Andre stumps the band with his question about the “three-finger corkscrew.”

4) Dara calls Bruna out on being an idea thief.  Chris skates by another week without being recognized as an international jewel thief.  Bravo!

5) Evee wants to know our favorite sex scenes from movies.

6) Corina drops all pretense and gives us a (slightly) embarrassing sex story.

7) Creepy Jack lives up to his namesake.

Don has a question concerning dating a female 7 years his junior.

This weeks Who Would You Rather Fuck has been changed to Who Would You Rather Hate Fuck:

Miss California (Carrie Prejean) vs.  Heidi Montag

Bruna does her Porn Pick of the Week:  NOT SAFE FOR WORK (unless you work in Van Nuys)

Sex in the News:

1) A German man’s blitzkrieg comes up empty. (via Failblog)

2) Altoids and Oral?  Could it back back?  Yes it could.  (via emandlo.com)

All that and more.  Tell your friends and your family and your boss and your sister (also tell your sister I am interested… very interested) about our little dog and pony show here.  Next weeks show is going to be a hoot.  Make sure to subscribe in iTunes (its free) because it is one you don’t wanna miss.

Submit your embarrassing sex stories… we need to get five of yours and Bruna will tell you one of hers.  It’s a deal.  O’Doyle Rules!

The song at the end is First of May by Jonathan Coulton (his website is http://www.jonathancoulton.com/ he is awesome, check him out.)

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Hello internet friends.  You are an awesome group of awesomes.  Thanks again for downloading our show and listening to it and making us feel special.  We love your questions (submit at messingaroundblog.com) and we love your comments and we love you.  Love.  You.  On to the show.

Listener Questions:

1) Cherise wants to know if Bruna is related to a certain annoying family.

2) Dude interviews Bruna on everything from rimming to Iraq.

3) Creepy Jack is apparently an animal and a wordsmith (but not a Will Smith.)

4) Mr. Joe teases us and leaves us with a case of blue balls.  Thanks a load, Mr. Joe.

5) Prentice wants to know about titty lovin’ (which is a word we don’t use while the green lamp is turned on.)

6) Mr. Cocksman has a question about the average lengh of love making.

Listener Poll:

Kim K vs. J-Lo

Bruna’s Porn Pick of the Week.

Sex in the News:

1) Hyenas?  The new Cougars?  Whaaaaaaa?f

2)  Premature ejaculators get a little spray on love.

3) Merkin - tile vagina flashlight?  Crazy business.

All this and more at the site.  Find us in Facebook or on twitter.com/rocketcool  its what we do.  Thanks again.

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